Lost Love Lust

Tuesday.

- I found a piece of feta cheese on my shoulder today, do not ask me why because I do not know.

- It is quite intriguing how when searching for jeans, I search in the wrong size section almost always.

- Today I cut myself shaving. It was a good day.

- My ear hurts once more, I will attempt to hurt it too.

- What if I bought a banana suit and tried to sell lemonade in it?
I suppose it would confuse potential clients.

- I would love to eat some watermelon, but I will drink egg nog instead.

- I really need to buy some cu-tips. 

- I used to like B.U.G. Mafia, then I discovered the Juno soundtrack.

- I will wear this braid in my hair until forever, that is 2012 right? End of the world or something of that kind?

- I wonder what Madonna’s real name is.

- Did Paris Hilton name her perfume after her just so people would say her name 10 times more often than they already do?

- I find it funny how girls on Myspace or Hi5 put albums of them naked, and then next to that one an album with pictures of them when they were little.

- I walked into Hot Topic yesterday, and a girl working there asked me where I bought my purse from, I had to think for a second how I will explain to her that I got it from very far away. So I thought “Germany”, but then I was afraid she might not know where that is, so I thought “Nike Store”, but then I realized that maybe since she was quite the goth girl, she has never been to a “Nike Store”, and then I finally decided I would say “Europe”, everybody knows where Europe is right? My second grade teacher said it was in Asia.

- I turned the ceiling fan off an hour ago, and its still spinning.

- Laundry just isn’t my thing.

- I suppose in a hypothetical situation, one could super glue themselves to a door, but only if the glue is of quality blend, of course the person should consent to that kind of hypothetical situation, if not, you could have yourself a hypothetical law suit.

- Men should wash dishes, but women should not burp out loud. Its a general rule.

- I wonder why KA-KA is a world renowned name for feces. Or PEE-PEE? Subject change please.
Ok.

- Cows really can be cute, but I prefer wild boars.

- Why the hell did that girl match her red sneakers with all blue clothing? Its inhuman.

- I think I will go to my room now. Perhaps dance in circles to a good song. Electro, possibly.

- I crave candy, this is a rare event, only once or twice in a year do I actually crave it. The rest of the time I eat them for the hell of it.

- Burlington Coat Factory has a fund-raiser for homeless people that do not have coats.  Have you ever seen a homeless person without some kind of puffy coat? I haven’t, so it seems their strategy is working.

- Lately, I have actually tried to think of something else while someone annoying speaks to me, it is giving good results for the time being.

- God, its hot in this room, but I suppose it is better than if it were cold.

- Six Feet Under Season Four is on my desk. Yummy.

- I do not think I will ever be the same since the release of La Bouche “Sweet Dreams”.

- Crackers never crack, they just break. If it were my job, I would have called them breakers.

- On numerous occasions, I have found myself humming without actually knowing what song it is.

- Care bears have always creeped me out, that and the smurfs.

Until next time, dears.