Lost Love Lust

Tags: random

• like cheese and crackers, guys.

  Just yesterday, I enjoyed one of the experiences the young people of today so often practice.
  The text message conversation.
  Well, I must say, I was washing the dishes and while taking part in this text extravaganza, I laughed out loud continuously. 
  It went a little something like this:
  Dean : i need you to cut open this safe while [...]

• not canada.

  Monday.
  - Buh-jee-zus is it just me or is it haling in Arizona?
  - Minimum wage can be awful. I wouldn’t know though.
  - I have not had hair this soft in perhaps, ever. That would be just a guess, perhaps.
  - I need a t-shirt that says “You are my next picasso.” Why? Just because.
  - It is funny [...]

• gypsy rain & doinking.

  Wednesday.
  - I have to wake up in X hours. I am so annoyed.
  - I would smoke a cigarette, but then again, I haven’t smoked one in a while. Like a week.
  - I can’t sleep, apparently neither can the neighbor.
  - Cats, Teddy bears, who gives a fuck?
  - 5 out of 8 pills lay on my desk, [...]

• splashes & splurs

  Changing gears in her Audi A5, she can see how the wind hits the sleek lines of the hood, just another day in the life.
  Her victims dental record will be floating in the Pacific Ocean in approximately half an hour, perhaps to wash up to shore in about 20 years, looking like a beautifully formed [...]