2. I question what the future holds for our country and world.

3. I miss Romania.

4. I want to be 120 pounds, I have ten more pounds to go.

5. Sometimes, I think of how I want my wedding to be.

6. Even after almost two years, I still think of my past relationship and of him.

7. Although I seem very sociable, I’m actually a very shy person.

8. Sometimes I wonder why people aren’t as passionate about other things as they are about their faith.

9. I write late at night, because it’s quiet.

10. I can’t put makeup on if there isn’t music playing.

11. When I have to wake up early, to wake myself up, I use the “trinity get up” phrase from the Matrix and input my name instead. Works every time.

12. I think women should cook, clean, and take care of their kids and their husband.

13. I don’t vote because I do not believe our voices are truly heard in that manner.

14. I get jealous easily, but am able to suppress it just as easily.

15. In my opinion, a man is most attractive when he is dressed formally.

16. I have a terrible habit of checking my email seldomly.

17. The sound of piano makes me want to fall in love.

18. I look in the mirror and am never pleased with what I see.

19. I love my parents, but sometimes I wish they were there for me more emotionally.

20. Im excited for medical school, but am definately terrified at the same time because of my lack of self discipline.

21. My eyes tear up when Im tired.

22. When I paint, I hum.

23. I get very irritable when I’m tired.

24. I’m regretting starting this list.

25. I eat eggs with toast and tomatoes.

26. My dream car would be:

27. I’m terrible at using cell phones.

28. I watch the Housewives series on Bravo for comedic purposes.

29. My tattoo contains a sense of secret irony that nobody will ever be able to understand.

30. I’ve always wanted to meet a guy in a bookstore and fall in love.

31. I have a 79 page book that I do not want to put out into the world because of its very intimate details about my life in the past year. I do not understand why I wrote it in the first place.

32. The most liberating thing I’ve done is go 100 mph on a motorcycle and not hold onto anything for a moment of freedom and complete fearlessness.

33. I always tell myself I’ll go to bed early, and never do.

34. I try and understand myself sometimes by looking at my parents.

35. I would give anything to be able to just travel the world for a few years.

36. I like having tea on rainy days.

37. I hold my friends accountable for any and all of their actions.

38. I tend to hold a grudge.

39. I used to perform “surgeries” on my stuffed animals at 8. I’ve always been into medicine and things of that nature.

40. I feel at home in Art Museums.

41. Imagining my life without my dog makes me cry.

42. Walking up to get my diploma was a pleasant “fuck you” to many people who didn’t think I could make it.

43. I’m stubborn.

44. If I took my own advice, I would be a super being.

 
45. I enjoy having a cigarette when having a deep conversation.

46. I don’t like wetting my hair when I swim.

47. I believe in Karma and the theory of getting back the energy that you put out.

48. I’ve always wanted to have pale skin and be a redhead.

49. Irony follows me around like the black plague.

50. I’ve never been happier to see the number fifty.

She picked up her mug and headbanged to the delighted tune of Irish rock.

 ”She’s quite the feisty one.”

Spin, Twirl, Curl!?

She raised her glass, and poured till the bottom hit the floor.

“Must be her childhood at fault.”

Who says rules need be followed!?

She felt her feet hop and her heart stop, like key to a lock.

“Wonder if she ever puts the book down to breathe.”

Inconsistency can scream infancy!?

She wore her boots tight, and her ankles light.

“You think she’s gonna fight?”

Can nation scream rebellion against heavenly skys!?

She spoke little, but her eyes bewildered.

“I suppose she could be right.”

The rabbit is timely!?

- I have a few people on my list, whom with each status, make me wonder more and more why I’m their friend to begin with.

- Drama in my life is like puddles on the sidewalk, sometimes I can jump over them, and sometimes I sink ankle deep in them unintending.

- If I’m ever homeless, I’d like to at least be able to pull of the homeless look. I love hobo bags?

- Food in america is found in boxes, so are dead people. Connection?

- If I ask another question will this piece seem questionable? Do I care?

- I want a purple coat. I want it to hang in my closet, because considering Arizona weather, I surely will not be able to wear it.

- If my library card history, was my credit history, I would never get a loan from any bank.

- The show the Real Housewives makes me regret calling myself a woman. So does saying I’m from Scottsdale. Both are beautifully intertwined.

- Socks are nice, but only when they’re white. Which in my case, is usually rare.

- When I started typing this my nails were clear, now they’re bright red. Im such a whore for the color red.

- I enjoy the Bravo channel, when I feel like I lack a brain and personality of course.

- I’m going to go into the kitchen now, where a woman belongs. Yes, I just said that.

- Till next time, my sweet pink pebble lovers.

- You’ve got a bit of ignorance on your lip. Here, take the life napkin, perhaps it can wipe it off.

- What exactly is attractive in a man wearing socks up to his knees and pants that also happen to reach the same length?
Are they trying to be idiots?
They’re doing a good job.

- So I keep seeing: “If I could rearrange the keyboard, I would put U and I together.”
If it were me, I would suggest a backspace and an ALT+F4 for those who think that is clever.

- I like laying on carpet, its almost as enjoyable as the occasional nail bed.

- Children are kind of like construction, they’re fine until the noise starts getting to be a bit much.

- I have all my academic awards taped on my wall.
Strictly adjacent to those are pictures of Marilyn Monroe, Anne Boleyn, and Corrine Griffith.
Does anyone see a sense of extreme irony in that other than me?

- I like rocks. They’re the only thing on my desk that don’t need dusting. Its quite convenient.

- Lately, I’ve been writing as often as I feed my fish. Once a week.
I should do that more. Writing, that is.
The fish should be fine.

- I read an article about feminists the other day. Apparently, I can’t be one because I actually enjoy cleaning.

- I saw a really beautiful girl the other day, but then she turned around and I saw her face.

- Drive-through workers should be provided the occasional alcoholic drink.
Maybe they would be much more friendly that way.

- Every time the air condition goes on, I feel the bank accounts being drained.

- I want to have my coffee tomorrow at zero G and the skys to rain spider monkeys.
Nothing too extravagant.

- Till next time, my sweet little gum drops.

- I had a cup of pessimist this morning. I would have had a cup of clever, but we were out of sugar.

- Let us discuss D-Day [...] The end.

- So if cool is no longer cool does that make me uncooly cool?

- Inspiration is like the morning paper, it isn’t an afternoon thing.

[This was written at 1:00 pm.]