Tags: Funny.

  • bitch, get me a sandwhich.

    Putting salt in your coffee is like being high on a sunday. They simply don’t go together. I arrived home at approximately twenty minutes after 1. My phone rang as I lit my cigarette. I ignored the call. It was thursday. One of the 6 days I gave a fuck less about my mobile device. [...]

  • bowl.

    Monday – I have a few people on my list, whom with each status, make me wonder more and more why I’m their friend to begin with. – Drama in my life is like puddles on the sidewalk, sometimes I can jump over them, and sometimes I sink ankle deep in them unintending. – If [...]

  • cake & microphone.

    Tuesday. – I’ve never really understood the concept of being able to go out in public in a bathing suit, but if you walk out in a bra and underwear, it is frowned upon. – You know that moment when somebody is talking to you, but you just feel like saying: “Yeah, honestly, I don’t [...]

  • like cheese and crackers, guys.

    Just yesterday, I enjoyed one of the experiences the young people of today so often practice. The text message conversation. Well, I must say, I was washing the dishes and while taking part in this text extravaganza, I laughed out loud continuously.  It went a little something like this: Dean : i need you to cut [...]

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