Tuesday.
- I’ve never really understood the concept of being able to go out in public in a bathing suit, but if you walk out in a bra and underwear, it is frowned upon.
- You know that moment when somebody is talking to you, but you just feel like saying:
“Yeah, honestly, I don’t give a fuck [...]
Tags: Funny.
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cake & microphone.
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like cheese and crackers, guys.
Just yesterday, I enjoyed one of the experiences the young people of today so often practice.
The text message conversation.
Well, I must say, I was washing the dishes and while taking part in this text extravaganza, I laughed out loud continuously.
It went a little something like this:
Dean : i need you to cut open this safe while [...] -
not canada.
Monday.
- Buh-jee-zus is it just me or is it haling in Arizona?
- Minimum wage can be awful. I wouldn’t know though.
- I have not had hair this soft in perhaps, ever. That would be just a guess, perhaps.
- I need a t-shirt that says “You are my next picasso.” Why? Just because.
- It is funny [...] -
gypsy rain & doinking.
Wednesday.
- I have to wake up in X hours. I am so annoyed.
- I would smoke a cigarette, but then again, I haven’t smoked one in a while. Like a week.
- I can’t sleep, apparently neither can the neighbor.
- Cats, Teddy bears, who gives a fuck?
- 5 out of 8 pills lay on my desk, [...] -
inflated brains & existence.
Thursday.
- I have come to the complete conclusion that laziness is a hinderance when you attempt to live an organized life.
- When folding clothes, I fade away into this completely strange world.
- I may have just found myself intimidated by a teddy bear, it was quite fierce.
- I would just adore, nothing.
- If I ever become annoying and old, [...]
