Lost Love Lust

I do not tend to talk alot, except after drinking large quantities of coffee, or when around people I enjoy talking to.

Most of the time, its just me and my thoughts, and sometimes I find myself laughing at my own thoughts.

So I thought I might put them down here, maybe others will enjoy them too, and surely I will sleep easier at night.

I will make it a daily post, probably at night, and maybe in the morning.

So I hope you enjoy, if not, you still suck.

- Today I enjoyed a walk through a dollar store, and bought a puzzle, I will probably never finish it.

- Why does it take humans a year to learn to walk, but a giraffe falls out of the womb and it can walk in an hour?

- I tend to think I am gangster, then I remember 50 Cent exists.

- Old people tend to wobble, especially in hardware stores.

- What might have people thought dust was the first time they saw it?

- I have three pairs of sunglasses, I never wear glasses though.

- If I were to see a snake in my room, I would squeal most likely, but if I were to see a mouse I would scream. Spiders? I won’t even go there.

- Why can’t all people whistle? We can suck air into our mouthes, blow it out, but we can’t synchronize it enough to whistle?

- I have never been able to spell “eccentric”, but I can spell “supercalafragalistic” out loud. Without even blinking.

- I tend to be very paranoic if I know someone is watching me eat, but that isnt paranoiac anymore is it? You have to be afraid of an act actually happening to be paranoiac, perhaps if you know it is happening, you are just… realistic?

- I would rather be walked in on while naked than walked in on while dancing alone in my room.

- These socks smell, and they are pink.

- If a camera can take a picture, put it somewhere, and then print it out, why can’t humans do the same? I am telling you, machines will take over soon.

- If I start shaking uncontrollably can I copyright it as a new dance style? 

- As a child, I always thought people invented different languages so they could gossip about the person next to them in the bus and not have the other person understand them. I proved this theory early on when my best friend and I attempted to invent a language so we could talk about how gay our music teacher looks.

- Can you imagine that people sell diamonds for hundreds of thousands of dollars? Bunch of sparkly rocks. Biggest scam ever to be made.

- I always laugh when I hear of “Yanni”, and the sad part is that  I have never actually heard one of his songs.

- People who say they like winter are either extremely hypocritical, or just have serious mental problems.

- Why is the “Tom Petty” CD, next to the Enya CD? That is just wrong.

- When I am feeling romantic, I light a candle. It tends to go out quickly. Both the candle and the mood.

- When I am home alone, I slurp in my soup. I grew up stressed by my mother to not slurp while eating soup, I do it intentionally now.

- If I ever turn out to be really fat, at least I will have a good voice right? Aretha Franklin, Pavarotti?

Until next time loves.