Thursday.
- I have come to the complete conclusion that laziness is a hinderance when you attempt to live an organized life.
- When folding clothes, I fade away into this completely strange world.
- I may have just found myself intimidated by a teddy bear, it was quite fierce.
- I would just adore, nothing.
- If I ever become annoying and old, please proceed to shoot me.
- I have figured out how to loose weight, just gain confidence.
- I hate hating everything. Is that not a tad bit of a paradox?
- Drinking water is like brushing your teeth, you know it is good for you, but you
can’t help despising it.
- Out of all the knowledge I have in my brain, half of it is most likely useless. The itsy bitsy what?
- I wish I were normal, but I cannot talk my arrogant personality into believing it.
- Yes ma’am, I am listening to what you are saying, it is just being sent to the “I could care less” section of my commercially inflated excuse for a brain.
- I am not really a cat person, but lately, I have grown quite fond of them, and the even more interesting thing is I have not seen a cat in like three weeks.
- I think god is a very devious entity, why else would we have spots on our body that can itch, but we cannot scratch them?
- Why do I use little hearts online but when doodling I do not? What is wrong with you Diana? What is wrong!?
- I have rented so many DVD’s from the library, one would think it is ridiculous.
- Yellow or dark blue t-shirt? Yellow, I suppose it fits my mood. I feel yellow. Yes, yellow.
- When pondering, I tend to lean my head sideways, but it always happens involuntarily.
- I have just imagined myself in a tribe in New Guinea. Does that even exist anymore?
- It smells like sheep in here, in where? In heaven.
- If men urinate standing up, why don’t other male animals do the same? Or is the graceful leg raising done by dogs an attempt to do so?
- My hands are so dry, I could lie.
- Dude, like so tubular dude, its like uber duper super cool. (And then I smirked.)
Till next time, hombres.
aaah this makes me smile. i think you are right about when dogs lift their legs. i love happy thoughts <3 ; )
but the even stranger thing is that i cannot seem to imagine how male cats urinate.
do they lift their legs too? i dont seem to remember. LOL