GFY. [abbreviations 101]

Authenticated Fuck List.

[Highly inappropriate and not recommended if you are suffering from extreme sensitivity, high blood pressure, or just a fucking close-minded mentality.]

Fuck life, and all the shitty events and happenings that it entails.

Fuck raising children, you never ever really master the talent, parents will always be winging it, and children will always be rebellious.

Fuck the typical idea of how one should go about living their life.

College, Marriage, Children.

FUCK that.

Fuck being different, and while I’m at it, fuck being the same also.

The young generation is so obsessed with being different and unique, they no longer see how they end up all being the same because of that.

A bunch of fucking too colorfully dressed, strangely put together, little wannabe artists who listen to vintage french music and think they’re cool.

And fuck the fact that I’m in that group of stupid young people who do strive to be “unique” and I know it consciously.

Fuck understanding the “nature of the world” around us. We need to understand ourselves as fucking human beings before we get to know what the fuck “surrounds” us. I’ll tell you what surrounds us. Stupidity.

It’s fucking everywhere.

That brings me to a sentence I am quite excited to write.

Quite excited indeed.

Fuck stupid people, the general population of stupid people, people who don’t want to talk about things, people who would rather watch football than read a book, people who list shopping as a hobby, people who don’t like cottage cheese just because it looks “funny”, prissy ass bitches who look more fake than my childhood barbies, and fuck unintelligent living beings who do not contribute to this planet with anything except their fat lard shaped bodies of floating emotional eating disorders.

Fuck them, and fuck this list.

I need a yogurt.

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