Categories: Funny.

  • candy cane.

     
     
    strut in engleza.
    time is of the essence.
     
     

  • not canada.

    Monday.
    - Buh-jee-zus is it just me or is it haling in Arizona?
    - Minimum wage can be awful. I wouldn’t know though.
    - I have not had hair this soft in perhaps, ever. That would be just a guess, perhaps.
    - I need a t-shirt that says “You are my next picasso.” Why? Just because.
    - It is funny [...]

  • gypsy rain & doinking.

    Wednesday.
    - I have to wake up in X hours. I am so annoyed.
    - I would smoke a cigarette, but then again, I haven’t smoked one in a while. Like a week.
    - I can’t sleep, apparently neither can the neighbor.
    - Cats, Teddy bears, who gives a fuck?
    - 5 out of 8 pills lay on my desk, [...]

  • inflated brains & existence.

    Thursday.
    - I have come to the complete conclusion that laziness is a hinderance when you attempt to live an organized life.
    - When folding clothes, I fade away into this completely strange world.
    - I may have just found myself intimidated by a teddy bear, it was quite fierce.
    - I would just adore, nothing.
    - If I ever become annoying and old, [...]

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