Lost Love Lust

Categories: Funny.

• bowl.

  Monday – I have a few people on my list, whom with each status, make me wonder more and more why I’m their friend to begin with. – Drama in my life is like puddles on the sidewalk, sometimes I can jump over them, and sometimes I sink ankle deep in them unintending. – If [...]

• smug.

  Friday – You’ve got a bit of ignorance on your lip. Here, take the life napkin, perhaps it can wipe it off. – What exactly is attractive in a man wearing socks up to his knees and pants that also happen to reach the same length? Are they trying to be idiots? They’re doing a good job. [...]

• matinal.

  Friday. – I had a cup of pessimist this morning. I would have had a cup of clever, but we were out of sugar. – Let us discuss D-Day [...] The end. – So if cool is no longer cool does that make me uncooly cool? – Inspiration is like the morning paper, it isn’t [...]

• cake & microphone.

  Tuesday. – I’ve never really understood the concept of being able to go out in public in a bathing suit, but if you walk out in a bra and underwear, it is frowned upon. – You know that moment when somebody is talking to you, but you just feel like saying: “Yeah, honestly, I don’t [...]