Monday
- I have a few people on my list, whom with each status, make me wonder more and more why I’m their friend to begin with.
- Drama in my life is like puddles on the sidewalk, sometimes I can jump over them, and sometimes I sink ankle deep in them unintending.
- If I’m ever homeless, [...]
Categories: Funny.
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bowl.
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smug.
Friday
- You’ve got a bit of ignorance on your lip. Here, take the life napkin, perhaps it can wipe it off.
- What exactly is attractive in a man wearing socks up to his knees and pants that also happen to reach the same length?
Are they trying to be idiots?
They’re doing a good job.
- So I keep seeing: [...] -
matinal.
Friday.
- I had a cup of pessimist this morning. I would have had a cup of clever, but we were out of sugar.
- Let us discuss D-Day [...] The end.
- So if cool is no longer cool does that make me uncooly cool?
- Inspiration is like the morning paper, it isn’t an afternoon thing.
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cake & microphone.
Tuesday.
- I’ve never really understood the concept of being able to go out in public in a bathing suit, but if you walk out in a bra and underwear, it is frowned upon.
- You know that moment when somebody is talking to you, but you just feel like saying:
“Yeah, honestly, I don’t give a fuck [...]
